带翻译的英语小笑话

看笑话好处实在是太多了,生活不能太拘谨,生活需要浪漫,那你多看些糗笑话吧,每天开心一下,可以少去很多的烦恼。下面是小编为大家整理的带翻译的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读。

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out inthe Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"

一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅?”

The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。”

He is really somebody!

" My uncle has 1000 men under him."

"He is really somebody. What does he do?"

"A maintenance man in a cemetery. "

他真是一个大人物!

“我叔叔下面有1000个人。”

“他真是一个大人物。干什么的`?”

“墓地守墓人。”

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention,passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the threewe have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."

Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We justlost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive inLondon three hours late."

At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose anotherengine, we'll be up here all night!"

一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。”

过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦 ?我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。”

正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”